For the past couple of weeks I've been waking up with these mysterious bruises and cuts all over my hands. Since I don't remember anything happening during the day that would cause them, I've come to a few conclusions...
1. I'm probably in a top-secret Fight Club.
2. Since I don't remember anything when I wake up, I'm probably schizophrenic.
3. I must be really good if the only thing getting cuts and bruises are my hands.
3 comments:
if you were in a fight club, didn't you already break the first rule?! haha.
you are kind of ridiculous, but I am totally ok with it. and this post made me laugh.
ps: see ya tomorrow ;)
1. Do you watch 30 Rock? There's a really funny episode about this.
2. I think you mean schizophrenic?
3. def.
Zach,
Good call. I'll make the necessary changes :)
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